All right stop Collaborate and listen Ice is back with my brand new invention Something grabs a hold of me tightly Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know Turn off the lights and I'll glow To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Sorry! Sorry! Damn earworms… now, where were we?
Ah yes, the group continues to explore the dragon’s fortress. A formidable looking demonic fellow is arguing with another water-ish creature. But, they haven't seen Damien yet.
After a moment of listening to their argument, Damien approaches the demonic couple and offers his services as a marriage counselor.
The creatures stop arguing and turn toward the mortals. A fight shall ensue!
The Affriti attempts to slam the paladin but is unsuccessful.
The Maragini changes into a gaseous form.
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My friends! Good news! The lost scrolls have been recovered! Though small pieces were missing the following text is a faithful accounting of the events contained herein...
Through the dense brambles, a gate can be seen. Overgrown with weeds, the gate opens outward with an inviting feeling. The garden beyond has grown wild, but it is still recognizable as a garden.
A path can be seen despite the overgrowth. The skydome overhead provides light which illuminates the garden.
The party of adventurers hears voices arguing. Under a large tree is a unicorn with a pear on it’s head, impaled through the horn. The unicorn is standing and in conversation with a creature, while he is playing what appears to be a game of keep away. The creature wants the pear and the unicorn does not want him to have it!
The small creature’s head doesn’t look real. Dar-wynn strides toward the pair to speak with them.
The party finds a room coated in a black oily material and there is a moat of that very oil in front of the door. They spot the shape of a pillar and a figure that Damien sensed the evil radiating from them. When the evil figure noticed them, they started firing arrows at the group, who had retreated to the doorway with Damien holding his shield up while Pip fired back at the evil creature to minimal success. Eventually the party decided to light up one of Pip’s arrows and he fires it in front of the creature so that the Damien can see the creature and trigger Smite Evil. Meanwhile, Dar-Wynn (still afflicted with limited intelligence) continued to stay at Pip’s feet while showing a disdain for Damien, who had tried to shoo her away to get to a safer spot behind Pip. The group then start to traverse the moat through various means but Pip and Damien fall in the moat. The oil in the moat attempts to cause the two to give into despair and sink into the pit, but through their willpower, the
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Sorry it’s been a while since I’ve written. I’ve seen so many amazing things and met so many wonderful friends. Let me tell you of my latest friend/pet/eternal slave…
We were in a room that had a deep pit in the center and two large boulders on a track at the edge of the room. It turns out the rooms was the lair of a pair of sphinxes. They were a very friendly sort that took a great liking to me. I might even have stayed with them for a bit if they’d been able to produce a lovely collar, but alas they didn’t have one. We paid our fee and went onto the next hallway.
After entering the next hall I was surprised by a human fellow who had apparently been following us opening the door behind me. As I was currently claiming that hall and had lost a good bit of loot to the sphinxes, I offered to let him pass or
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